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Buttless chicken out of place

Dec 3 •

November 2023

NTMP 89: Grunge Bunny

The banal tyranny of diet culture

Nov 19 •

NTMP - a brief update

Submit phrases and we're on Instagram!

Nov 12 •

NTMP 88: Toevember

Share your state's colonoscopy beverage in the comments

Nov 5 •

October 2023

NTMP 87: McSkelly

Oops, I sort of did a Halloween-themed edition

Oct 29 •

NTMP 86: Water Bottleboy

Leave pandas alone!

Oct 22 •

NTMP 85: Spark Bag

It's spooky spaghetti season

Oct 15 •

NTMP 84: Fiasco City

Hurriquaking in your shoboots

Oct 8 •

NTMP 83: Guacbot 3000

What about the salami of sarcasm?

Oct 1 •

September 2023

NTMP 82: Pop Tarts for the Win!

Do not pet the skunks after they've had McDonald's

Sep 24 •

NTMP 81: Methanol bliss

Timothy Olyphant takes a nap

Sep 10 •

NTMP 80: Pancake Machine

Mx. Funny Little Poopy Head, Esq.

Sep 3 •

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