Archive - New-To-Me Phrases

NTMP 130: Joe Sucrose

That's MISTER Farto to you!

Jan 12 •

December 2024

NTMP 129: Knobless

Plus a brief look back at NTMP in 2024

Dec 29, 2024 •

NTMP 128: Tuber Syndicate

Cross me and I will definitely kink your hose

Dec 15, 2024 •

November 2024

NTMP 127: Moist Bean

Smacks for your quanklebox

Nov 17, 2024 •

NTMP 126: Jürgen Depickle

Not me baby-birding Taco Bell hot sauce

Nov 3, 2024 •

October 2024

NTMP 125: The Big Stream

Oct 20, 2024 •

NTMP 124: Zaddy Issues

MORE GRAIN IN THE TANK

Oct 6, 2024 •

September 2024

NTMP 123: Old Spandex Legs

I'll just order new keys, thanks

Sep 22, 2024 •

NTMP 122: Jim PowerPoint

Should we talk about the feather?

Sep 15, 2024 •

August 2024

NTMP 121: Undulous Bastards

Also: a brief NTMP hiatus

Aug 25, 2024 •

NTMP 120: The Avocado Shag

Ope, I did it again

Aug 18, 2024 •

NTMP 119: Jean-Claude Van Duck

It's pumpkin spice watermelon season!

Aug 11, 2024 •

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