Archive - New-To-Me Phrases

NTMP 140: Bonester

With another city truck naming contest!

Jun 15 •

May 2025

NTMP 139: Cup Shitto

Join the butter butt collective

May 25 •

NTMP 138: LOLclit

With a side of Frantch toast

May 4 •

April 2025

NTMP 137: One incredible dump

Your ride is here

Apr 20 •

NTMP 136: Tank Top Detective

Watch where you put those freedom seeds

Apr 6 •

March 2025

NTMP 135: Crab Buzzer

Innovative new ways to tell your boss to take this job and shove it

Mar 23 •

NTMP 134: Beef Mist

Under my mombrella-ella-ella

Mar 9 •

February 2025

NTMP 133: Dam Ryan

UnTILLFART we meet again

Feb 23 •

NTMP 132: T-Rex Doodles

How to appease the flabby shower gods with this one weird trick

Feb 9 •

January 2025

NTMP 131: Porch Goose Spotters

A little Sled Zeppelin on the record player

Jan 26 •

NTMP 130: Joe Sucrose

That's MISTER Farto to you!

Jan 12 •

December 2024

NTMP 129: Knobless

Plus a brief look back at NTMP in 2024

Dec 29, 2024 •

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