New-To-Me Phrases

NTMP 151: Farttown Fart Facts

Step into my hot tub Pop-Tart machine

Dec 28, 2025 • Toni McLellan

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NTMP 150: Polar Vortex Core

It's the farty nits we made along the way.

Dec 14, 2025 • Toni McLellan

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November 2025

NTMP 149: Potatotainment

Plus: Exciting news and a request!

Nov 23, 2025 • Toni McLellan

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NTMP 148: Mr. Moneybutts

The lazy trash wheel in me salutes the lazy trash wheel in you

Nov 2, 2025 • Toni McLellan

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October 2025

NTMP 147: Make Americans Fart Again

Plus: Big changes are coming for NTMP in 2026!

Oct 19, 2025 • Toni McLellan

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NTMP 146: A Sizeable Meatus

We're gonna need a bigger luggage rack

Oct 5, 2025 • Toni McLellan

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September 2025

NTMP 145: Room 69

Deep casual chaos

Sep 14, 2025 • Toni McLellan

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August 2025

NTMP 144: Sweepwood Vac

Clean up those catfish Pringles

Aug 24, 2025 • Toni McLellan

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NTMP 143: PorkU

Favorite cuts not pictured

Aug 10, 2025 • Toni McLellan

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July 2025

NTMP 142: Chibomination

Celebrate Free Ham Day every day.

Jul 20, 2025 • Toni McLellan

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NTMP 141: Bunching in a Doorway

This calls for some investigative smelling

Jul 6, 2025 • Toni McLellan

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June 2025

NTMP 140: Bonester

With another city truck naming contest!

Jun 15, 2025 • Toni McLellan

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