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NTMP 149: Potatotainment
Plus: Exciting news and a request!
4 hrs ago • 
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NTMP 148: Mr. Moneybutts
The lazy trash wheel in me salutes the lazy trash wheel in you
Nov 2 • 
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NTMP 147: Make Americans Fart Again
Plus: Big changes are coming for NTMP in 2026!
Oct 19 • 
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NTMP 146: A Sizeable Meatus
We're gonna need a bigger luggage rack
Oct 5 • 
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NTMP 145: Room 69
Deep casual chaos
Sep 14 • 
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NTMP 144: Sweepwood Vac
Clean up those catfish Pringles
Aug 24 • 
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NTMP 143: PorkU
Favorite cuts not pictured
Aug 10 • 
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NTMP 142: Chibomination
Celebrate Free Ham Day every day.
Jul 20 • 
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NTMP 141: Bunching in a Doorway
This calls for some investigative smelling
Jul 6 • 
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NTMP 140: Bonester
With another city truck naming contest!
Jun 15 • 
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NTMP 139: Cup Shitto
Join the butter butt collective
May 25 • 
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NTMP 138: LOLclit
With a side of Frantch toast
May 4 • 
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NTMP 137: One incredible dump
Your ride is here
Apr 20 • 
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NTMP 136: Tank Top Detective
Watch where you put those freedom seeds
Apr 6 • 
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