portmanteaus

NTMP 138: LOLclit

With a side of Frantch toast

May 4 •

NTMP 137: One incredible dump

Your ride is here

Apr 20 •

NTMP 128: Tuber Syndicate

Cross me and I will definitely kink your hose

Dec 15, 2024 •

NTMP 127: Moist Bean

Smacks for your quanklebox

Nov 17, 2024 •

NTMP 120: The Avocado Shag

Ope, I did it again

Aug 18, 2024 •

NTMP 119: Jean-Claude Van Duck

It's pumpkin spice watermelon season!

Aug 11, 2024 •

NTMP 117: Swamp Doulas

Apologies in adVance

Jul 21, 2024 •

NTMP 112: Cicada Squad

That X-Files feel

Jun 2, 2024 •

NTMP 111: Pop Tart School

May 26, 2024 •

NTMP 109: Sir Sweeps-a-Lot

May 12, 2024 •

NTMP 108: Celesticles

And they call him Von CoughsAndFarts

May 5, 2024 •

NTMP #2 - February 6, 2022

Your weekly dose of new-to-me and hopefully fun-for-you phrases.

Feb 6, 2022 •

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