Have an unhealthy Coke and a smile
It is probably my love for Rick Moranis and random Turkey flocks (which also happen in my neighborhood) that make this particular edition an immediate favorite-but I think those are sound reasons. Glad I waited to read this until I was feeling better.
I realized after writing this that I forgot to mention BOB AND DOUG. I had their photo in my locker in high school. Because I was cool.