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Speaking of JD Vance, is “guyliner” a NTMP?

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It is not!

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Because of Dan's smoldering eyes, right?

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You know him too well

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Love the concert review! My brother just went to see them in Colorado last night and sent me pics! I’m so jealous!!

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We almost drove out this weekend for that show too but practicality won out. Stupid adulthood!

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Agree that adulthood is so stupid!!

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Might be one of my favorite NTMPs so far! Always nice to see a Parks & Rec reference and a nerdy grammar pun.

Also, there's a pet groomer in my area called The Barker Shop with a little dog/barber pole logo.

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The Barker Shop, OMG! It's always the cutest puns!

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