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NTMP 131: Porch Goose Spotters

A little Sled Zeppelin on the record player

Jan 26 •

NTMP 126: Jürgen Depickle

Not me baby-birding Taco Bell hot sauce

Nov 3, 2024 •

NTMP 123: Old Spandex Legs

I'll just order new keys, thanks

Sep 22, 2024 •

NTMP 122: Jim PowerPoint

Should we talk about the feather?

Sep 15, 2024 •

NTMP 120: The Avocado Shag

Ope, I did it again

Aug 18, 2024 •

NTMP 114: Mac and Cheese Research

Baby, you can ride my Pinis

Jun 23, 2024 •

NTMP 108: Celesticles

And they call him Von CoughsAndFarts

May 5, 2024 •

NTMP 107: DIKFAB

It's Raining Meat 🥩🎶

Apr 21, 2024 •

NTMP 100: The Country's Worst Yogurt

And I would write 100 posts and I would write 100 more . . .

Feb 11, 2024 •

NTMP 97: International Kumquat Center

You clean your car with what?

Jan 21, 2024 •

NTMP 78: Bear People

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah HAT MAAAAAN

Aug 6, 2023 •

NTMP 71: Grimace's Mustache

The anatomical gift that keeps on giving

Jun 18, 2023 •

NTMP #45: Clitterati

If one is good, two must be better

Dec 18, 2022 •

NTMP #19: Longbottoming Out

That's MISTER Shart to you, u bum!

Jun 5, 2022 •

NTMP #2 - February 6, 2022

Your weekly dose of new-to-me and hopefully fun-for-you phrases.

Feb 6, 2022 •

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