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NTMP 107: DIKFAB
It's Raining Meat 🥩🎶
Apr 21
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Toni McLellan
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NTMP 106: Sun Snacks
Plus: A tool for lazy hoes
Apr 14
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Toni McLellan
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NTMP 104: Bay Window
What if I threw a PowerPoint party and nobody came?
Mar 17
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NTMP 103: ChatFART
A void that scratches up your couch
Mar 10
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NTMP 102: Chumsquat Records
Life, uh . . . finds a way
Feb 25
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Toni McLellan
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NTMP 98: Splatatouille
Happy two-year anniversary to New-To-Me Phrases!
Jan 28
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Toni McLellan
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NTMP 97: International Kumquat Center
You clean your car with what?
Jan 21
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NTMP 93: Flando Calrissian
Hatching big ham plans
Dec 24, 2023
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Toni McLellan
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NTMP 71: Grimace's Mustache
The anatomical gift that keeps on giving
Jun 18, 2023
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Toni McLellan
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NTMP 52: Mighty Mighty Moss Chickens
You and me punk rock farmer
Feb 5, 2023
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Toni McLellan
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NTMP #26: Senior Vice Squid
Make a little bad news flashlight in your soul
Jul 31, 2022
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Toni McLellan
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