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NTMP 139: Cup Shitto
Join the butter butt collective
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NTMP 138: LOLclit
With a side of Frantch toast
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NTMP 136: Tank Top Detective
Watch where you put those freedom seeds
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NTMP 134: Beef Mist
Under my mombrella-ella-ella
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NTMP 133: Dam Ryan
UnTILLFART we meet again
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NTMP 130: Joe Sucrose
That's MISTER Farto to you!
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NTMP 129: Knobless
Plus a brief look back at NTMP in 2024
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NTMP 128: Tuber Syndicate
Cross me and I will definitely kink your hose
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NTMP 126: Jürgen Depickle
Not me baby-birding Taco Bell hot sauce
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NTMP 125: The Big Stream
"You're in!"
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NTMP 124: Zaddy Issues
MORE GRAIN IN THE TANK
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NTMP 121: Undulous Bastards
Also: a brief NTMP hiatus
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NTMP 118: Divan the Terrible
This Dinkytown ain't big enough for the both of us
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NTMP 116: Battlefronties
With bonus suburban turkey content
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NTMP 115: Vestigial Dumplings
Not me getting fitted for a murder cloak.
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NTMP 112: Cicada Squad
That X-Files feel
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NTMP 111: Pop Tart School
Decant this.
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NTMP 110: Potato Pose
Gesundheit!
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NTMP 109: Sir Sweeps-a-Lot
Baby got vac
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NTMP 107: DIKFAB
It's Raining Meat 🥩🎶
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NTMP 106: Sun Snacks
Plus: A tool for lazy hoes
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NTMP 104: Bay Window
What if I threw a PowerPoint party and nobody came?
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NTMP 103: ChatFART
A void that scratches up your couch
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NTMP 102: Chumsquat Records
Life, uh . . . finds a way
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