NTMP 70: Knob Nosher

Have some dystopia-flavored penguins. As a treat.

Jun 11, 2023

New-to-me Phrases, June 11, 2023

Trash jackal * Knob Monster * Business goose * Aspiring dystopia-flavored tentpoles * Slumpy * Dan McTake from the Fartsville Gazette * Chicken wars * Day fine * Snackholm Syndrome

A white goose with an orange beak appearing to have an expression like Kermit the Frog when he gets exasperated — Photo by Aurélien Lemasson-Théobald on Unsplash

The Phrases, With Context

Today we’re heading out to our local Pride parade and fest, which is always a ton of fun. The pure joy of this event makes it one of our faves of the year.

I’d love your input!

I read a lot of newsletters. A LOT. I may have created a spreadsheet to try and get my reading habit under control. 🤓 (I know, I know: I say “reading habit” like it’s a bad thing.)

All this to say: I’m always looking for new sources of reading joy on pretty much any topic.

Here’s where you come in! Share your fave regular reads in the comments, along with what makes you excited to read them:

1. Trash jackal

This phrase is so catchy! Probably because of the alliteration of the soft a and also because it’s funny.

Ph.D. in phrase sourcing Rebecca sent this one. Here’s a link because TikTok embeds don’t play well with Substack. Click if you love cat adoption stories!

2. Knob Monster

NTMP reader and Hag pal Wendy shared that this was her immediate translation for the western Missouri town of Knob Noster. (Upon hearing this, we IMMEDIATELY changed our group chat name to Knob Monster.)

I countered with “Knob Nosher” but I think Knob Monster is catchier and easier to say.

Interestingly, according to Wikipedia the origin of the town’s name remains a mystery.

3. Business goose

My middle kid (who does not read this newsletter) sent me a meme1 claiming that the Chinese characters for “business” and “goose” combine to mean “penguin.”

Can someone please write a children’s book about a trash jackal and a business goose?

This meme is one of those things that social media is made for: misinformation. Something that seems plausible and built to quickly share without further inquiry. Here’s a deep-dive into the etymology that shows that the Chinese characters for penguin more likely mean “standing goose.”

Incidentally, while researching this meme, I typed “What does penguin . . . “ and one of the search strings that came up was “what does penguin taste like” and I don’t want to know the people investigating that.

Google search results for "what does penguin" turned up taste like, eat, mean, poop look like, and more

I do, however, kind of want to know what penguin poop looks like, though my guess is that most bird poops are similar. When I searched for that phrase, a link came up that read “Poop from space,” which, if you wanted to get me to click on something, that will do it! (Link is from NASA, of all things, and opens a .PDF.)

Fun poop-free fact: For years, my text tone has been from this video of penguins reacting to one of their pals falling down. And TIL that the sounds from that video are probably fake, added on in the editing process of a documentary, because the lenses required to film wildlife require enough distance to not be able to capture sound. 🤯🐧

4. Aspiring dystopia-flavored tentpoles

Found this in a Wired review for the AppleTV show Silo2, which is based on the Hugh Howey novels (his blog is pretty great, too). Here, the Wired writer is describing the currently crowded market for dystopian TV shows, which I suspect is reflective of current societal angst.

5. Slumpy

In an episode of the If Books Could Kill podcast (highly recommend), co-host Michael Hobbs mentions an academic paper from the ‘80s that referenced “socially liberal, urban-minded professionals,” or “slumpies,” an acronym that thankfully did not catch on.

6. Dan McTake from the Fartsville Gazette

I love Drew Magary, and this phrase from one of his Funbag columns on Defector illustrates why. Dan McTake is a fictional weatherman that Drew does not want to resemble after his wife cuts his hair. That’s fair.

7. Chicken wars

Here’s a TikTok stitch of farmers walking as their chickens follow them (normal chicken behavior) but making it look like they’re heading into battle. I love it so much.

8. Day fine

I love this concept and want to see it catch on here as an end-run around tax reform for the wealthy. In Finland, a multi-millionaire was fined €121,000 for speeding. Under the day-fine system there, people are charged an amount proportional to their income for certain violations of the law. The New York City Council introduced a bill to adopt a similar rule for parking violations there.

9. Snackholm Syndrome

NTMP reader and professional Hag Kathleen sent this one. I tried to find the original on Tumblr but no dice, so you get a screenshot:

A tumblr post by argumate: "it's neat that we can just say 'acquired taste' instead of 'I hated this until it subtly reprogrammed my reward circuits and now I love it, you should try some!" and discoursedrome reblogged and wrote "snackholm syndrome"

That’s it for this week! Remember to stay curious and remain furious.

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