I think of this like when people start trying to make Illinois look cool, with graphic tees and "Midwest is Best" slogans. No. It's not cool. It will never be cool. The Chicago flag is cool, sort of, but that's about it.
Are there good things about living here? Sure. But we're dorks. Embrace it.
I hope more wins come through for you; the year is almost halfway through. <3
I was a little too old, had gained a few pounds,
Wore elastic waist pants that were loose all around.
It was a block of cheese with luscious eyes,
With a smell of it's own, almost make you cry.
Almost make you cry.
There in the kitchen, my knife at the ready
On the cutting board, I held it steady.
Consuming cheese to chase my blues...
Now strugglin' with the night poops.
Trying to gets my constipated bowels to move.
Strugglin' with those night poops.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I love it when my home state gets a shout out, even if it’s for “night poops”.
You've gotta take your wins where you can get them.
This might be my belated motto for 2023
I think of this like when people start trying to make Illinois look cool, with graphic tees and "Midwest is Best" slogans. No. It's not cool. It will never be cool. The Chicago flag is cool, sort of, but that's about it.
Are there good things about living here? Sure. But we're dorks. Embrace it.
I hope more wins come through for you; the year is almost halfway through. <3
Bush Champion 🤣🤣🤣
And ewwww on the mold!!!