Crashing into foliage to steal your girl.
I must protest: Douglas Adams was the writer of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy and also has been dead for years. He has not, to my knowledge, been accused of anything grosser than a gross disregard for deadlines.
I think you mean *Scott* Adams, and I will defend our beloved absurdist Hitchhiker’s author from being lumped in with Douchebert with my last breath.
I missed the panda mask too! Definitely caught the guy dressed like a Book of Mormon prophet, though.
My brain stutters a bit over the word codpast, and I love it.