Archive - New-To-Me Phrases

NTMP 107: DIKFAB

It's Raining Meat 🥩🎶

Apr 21 •

NTMP 106: Sun Snacks

Plus: A tool for lazy hoes

Apr 14 •

March 2024

NTMP admin shenanigans

The future of New-To-Me Phrases + a March poll

Mar 31 •

NTMP 105: Megaschwaggins

"If you build it, they will cream."

Mar 24 •

NTMP 104: Bay Window

What if I threw a PowerPoint party and nobody came?

Mar 17 •

NTMP 103: ChatFART

A void that scratches up your couch

Mar 10 •

February 2024

NTMP 102: Chumsquat Records

Life, uh . . . finds a way

Feb 25 •

NTMP 101: Uranus Chocolate Fort

A deadly wave of nacho cheese

Feb 18 •

NTMP 100: The Country's Worst Yogurt

And I would write 100 posts and I would write 100 more . . .

Feb 11 •

NTMP 99: Material Hoe

Calling all birds to the courtesy phone

Feb 4 •

January 2024

NTMP 98: Splatatouille

Happy two-year anniversary to New-To-Me Phrases!

Jan 28 •

NTMP 97: International Kumquat Center

You clean your car with what?

Jan 21 •

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