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NTMP 82: Pop Tarts for the Win!
Do not pet the skunks after they've had McDonald's
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NTMP 81: Methanol bliss
Timothy Olyphant takes a nap
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NTMP 80: Pancake Machine
Mx. Funny Little Poopy Head, Esq.
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NTMP 55: Yeethawk
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NTMP 56: Big veg
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NTMP #50: King's Hawaiian Rolls Bed
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NTMP 63: Owls of the chair
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NTMP 65: Hank Hill's Buttocks
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NTMP 79: Bigolas Cakeolas
What not to eat before an Oreo
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NTMP 78: Bear People
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah HAT MAAAAAN
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NTMP 77: Deep Sea 12-Step
Plus: Recipes from the grave(stone)
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NTMP 76: Buttox
She's giving big "hag dinner" energy
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NTMP 75: Bork bork bork
Making words up as we go along
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NTMP 74: Beaver bombing
Sincerely yours, Dr. Smoke
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NTMP 73: Guano Hurricane
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's . . . oh god, it's poo
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